Then grab your gun and bring in the cat.
WHY WOULD YOU BLOG THIS?!
/DIES OF ALL THE FEELS
"Is that gonna be your excuse when I kick your ass? ‘My poor knee hurts.’"
"At least I have an excuse. I can’t imagine what yours is gonna be."
"I know fear. And I get scared. Just not of dying."
"So then, what does scare you?"
"Me in a dress is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."